First it was El Chupacabra. Now this. I wanna see the Tooth Fairy and the Loch Ness Monster NOW!!!
Just in case you missed it, monsters and mysterious creatures exist. And apparently it existed in Panama. Existed. Past tense.
The "Montauk Monster" as it is being called was beaten to death by a group of teens who saw the slimy, hairless creature come crawling out of a cave in the city of Cerro Azul. Surprised no one decided to eat him. Someone always wants to do that (see: rare sharks, Filipinos).
In any event, I sorta feel sorry for it. But, I don't really blame the kids if they were really scared (though if they just ran away, no one would've believed them...so KILL IT!?!?).
Still, it would've been nice to see it alive. If there was one. Maybe there is more.
you see that? i eat dat? orang a nu tan. reeno sirus.
ReplyDeleteshoot, the way it's shaved I'm sure someone would eat it.
what's with the sexy background music? hey, baby... check out my mon-tauk or mon-sa-yac.
ReplyDeleteMy face has more hair than that shit! That's part the [rare] Bizarre Foods edition.
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