Should the Niners McNabb Him

Their are articles saying that the Eagles have expressed interest in trading one their three QBs(Donovan, Vick, and Kolb) and the most likely to be traded is McNabb. The Rayduhs seem to have the most interest of getting him. But should the niners get him. I'm on the fence on this one, McNabb is a pro-bowl QB and would instantly help the niners getting into the playoffs for the next 2-3 years. He would also help groom Nate Davis to be the QB of the future for the niners. On the other hand Donovan is heading closer to the finish line of his NFL career and hasn't played a full season in five years. Plus they have that alex smith guy over in Santa Clara. So should Jed, Paraag, Singletary, the receptionist, or whoever the hell is making the decision for the niners pull off a trade for Donovan??

Horry up and Buy

Old Golden State Warrior teammates Big Al Harrington and 'Captain Jack' Stephen Jackson have a line of shoes that are only sold @ K-Mart called the Protege. Following along the lines of the Hakeem Olajawon, Shaq, and Stephon Marbury's shoes, these kicks are reliability affordable and good for the basketball courts. But as we speak, these shoes are on sale online until Saturday(3/26) in which you buy one get the second one 50% off. So as Rick Ross would say, "Prices you could live with."

T.O. For Sale!

Funny, I just got an e-mail about this "sale." Yes, that's right, T.O.s on sale! 2 Boxes for $5!!!

Celebrate his lackluster Buffalo Bills season with a hearty and scrumptious bowl of Low Fat Honey Nut Toasted Oats in the morning, afternoon, and night.

At home, work, or your lola's, T.O.s will get the job done... or not.

The Next Ten Things That Should Happen To The Golden State Warriors (as seen on FB)

1) Ellison buys the team.
2) Jerry West is hired to run the organization
3) Chris Mullin is re-hired as the GM
4) Robert Rowell and Chris Cohan are burned at the stake
5) The team moves to SF
6) Don Nelson accepts a buy out in the form of BevMo gift cards
7) Larry Riley wanders the Oracle aimlessly asking people if they have seen "Papa Nellie".
8) Franco Finn tears his ACL
9) The Warriors meet with LeBron
10) Warrior fans' underwear explodes

Help Is On The Way?!?!?

I have just become a fan of Galatioto Sports Partners (GSP).

Many news sources are reporting that Chris Cohan has initiated his self destruct sequence and we all get to enjoy a countdown to rival any New Years Eve event!!!!



This news is land to a stranded lifeboat. The hope of a winning Warriors franchise...hell simply a different Warriors franchise make today a GREAT day indeed!!!

The obvious potential top bidder is obvious by now...



But repeated reports have stated that there are others (Jerry West!) in the hunt for the floundering franchise. Some reports even state that most suitors would like to move the team to San Francisco (this isn't the first time this has been rumored) in a stadium adjacent to Pac Bell/SBC/AT&T Park.



Obviously, even this thought is meant to make Warrior fans climax in their wallet.

And you know what? It's about time.

But, first things first...

There is only one song to unveil...

that penis sculpture at the pool at my apt.

Hate pee? Well urine luck!!

While spending yet more quality time at "Bed, Bath & Beyond" I learned of a wonderful new product for those "little accidents" that happen around the house.



Note that it is useful for "Pet or People Accidents"!

What a great idea!!!

And to think that all these years we just washed or burned things that we ruined. Time wasted no more!!!!

In fact...



there is a special gift set that has a helpful blacklight for those hard to see stains! Or for when you steal cars in "Gone in 60 Seconds"!!

awwww yeah...

Food adventure anyone?

I have a "bucket list" of food items to try and this is going to be the next off my list. I found a place on El Camino that has these suckers. I'm not sure if anyone is down but who knows .....let me know.

prickly pear cactus - check
monkfish liver - check
live octo tentacles - next

Look who are the niners pursuing

With the niners lacking in defensive backs and in dire need of a returner, they have been interested with one Pacman Jones. Although the pacman didn't play this past season, the potential of signing him would definitely help out the niners fill those needs with his great skills in cornerback and as a returner.

He would also help out the bay area strip clubs. So don't be suprised if he's at Broadway or crazyhorse anytime soon.