Monday, March 22, 2010

The Next Ten Things That Should Happen To The Golden State Warriors (as seen on FB)

1) Ellison buys the team.
2) Jerry West is hired to run the organization
3) Chris Mullin is re-hired as the GM
4) Robert Rowell and Chris Cohan are burned at the stake
5) The team moves to SF
6) Don Nelson accepts a buy out in the form of BevMo gift cards
7) Larry Riley wanders the Oracle aimlessly asking people if they have seen "Papa Nellie".
8) Franco Finn tears his ACL
9) The Warriors meet with LeBron
10) Warrior fans' underwear explodes

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3 comments:

  1. EliciousMarch 22, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    11) They change the team name to the Whore-oreos
    12) Warriors retire David Wood's number
    13) Fans in China make "We Bereev" t shirts

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  2. RoidsMarch 24, 2010 at 11:10 PM

    I love that song!

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  3. special kMarch 25, 2010 at 9:33 AM

    14) The Warriors hire Tim Hardaway to help promote the their move to San Francisco, heavily targeting the Castro District
    15) Retire Byron Houston and David Wood's number on the same night

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