1.) Plan out your victory picture pose.
2.) Use a folk and roll up a much noodles as you can with it. Blow that shit down till u think you can hang with the temperature. That shit is fuckin' hot (temperature wise). Don't ask for ice on the side to throw into that shit. You don't want that shit cold hella quick.
3.) Follow number one and take enough time. Don't rush. Just get rid of the noodles before anything else.
4.) After most of the noodles is done. Eat the meatballs. That shit isnt good at all and if you eat it last, you'll regret it for sure. It's not fully cooked and it's hella chewy in a rubber way. If it's still hot, it can be easily be chewed. But if it's cold. it's like eating a straight up baseball mitt. Yes - 'cowhide'.
5.) Go for everything else and, like number two, don't rush. You should of hit the 35-40 min mark by now.
6.) This is where you start talking your shit before hitting the finish line. It'll help get your mind off the feeling of getting full. Keep in mind that the waiter/waitress will come out after and stir out any little bit of leftover hidden in the bottom of the bowl with some 'net' into another bowl and have you finish that shit to confirm your membership.
7.) Pose for the victory picture you rightfully deserve.
My homegirl, her friend and myself simultaniously conquered the Pho Garden Challenge and at the same time broke the previous table record - duh - from 2 in the same table to '3'. Neither of us even expected to finish half our bowls to begin with.
-Chris killed it in 30 mins. Rushed it and suffered like resting around a toilet during a hangover. But with the pho bowl.
-May in 45 mins. Very slow at first. Gave up in the middle. Hit nitrous at the end. She was seeing stars and ready to sleep for the day.
-Me - 55 mins. Not as full as everyone else cuz I did it the smart way. And able to beat May's daughter in a speedwalk race right after.
The current speed records for the P.G.C. is 15 mins and 19 mins.
Congrats man on getting through the pho challenge. Many have tried but you are one of a few that have conquered that bowl of pho!!!! I will use your tips to good use whenever I take that challenge!
ReplyDeleteHey Kommish, don't forget what you said on Facebook, anyone that finishes the Pho Challenge gets the "first 5 picks" for next year's fantasy football draft...
ReplyDeleteYeah I remember, now the question is who in the league will duplicate what mr. ed-209 just did in the pho challenge??
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