I've dared myself to post this oddity and I'm so sorry for turning off any fellow foodies (of just anyone in general) out there. There is a cookbook out there called "Natural Harvest: A Collection of S*men-Based Recipes." I will admit that I bought this book as a "gag gift" for my co-worker at Poleng because he didn't believe there was such a thing. Turns out to be the best gift he's ever received. No I didn't try to make any recipes and God forbid I do.
Although I'd figure this would also make a great wedding gift... ahem.
I'm not ashamed to say that the book is the real deal Holyfield. Just look at he reviews below!
ReplyDelete- "I fed more people with this book than with the fish I helped people catch" - Moses
- " I gained over 129 pounds with this book!" - Paris Hilton
- "It tastes great" -- Phil Dela Cruz
- "It's less filling" --- Kris Aquino
- "I prefer it animal style!" -- Roids
- "I pity the fool that doesn't use recipes from this book! --- Mr. T
Ahh....I forgot to add this book to E-lious's wedding gift!!! Hopefully it's not too late!
ReplyDeleteAll this time....I'm a GREAT cook!!
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